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WIFE : Wherever we keep our money, our son steals it.
I don't know what to do about it ?
HUSBAND : Keep it in his text book. He'll never touch it .
MARY : John says I'm pretty, Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think Peter?
PETER : I think you are pretty ugly .
FATHER : Rita , did you do all the questions in your exam ?
RITA : Yes father, I did all the Questions except the answers .
Once a History & a Maths teacher were fighting .
HISTORY TEACHER : I will send Alexander's army and kill you .
MATHS TEACHER : I will just close them into two brackets .